Seriously?

She has to be kidding me.

What?

This cannot possibly be anything more than an early April Fool's Day prank.

Seriously, now I'm going to have to rant.

WTF is wrong with people that we continue to promote the woman as sex object stereotype in this country. Once and for all, prostitution, porn, and abstinence programs all have it wrong. Sexuality is not a commodity to be sold, paid for, or given as a freaking wedding present.

And when our gender finally figures that out and stops buying into the objectification of our reproductive organs, we can get our collective act to gether and start electing politicians that treat us as equals.

Rant over.