I am going to hell

So when reading the story about rogue funeral homes if one's only comment is a loud snort when getting to the part that says the FDA's spokesperson is Stephen King then said person is a very bad woman.

Stephen King? No one else at the FDA was available to comment? That is wrong on so many levels.

The entire story is wrong on so many levels. Graverobbers in the 21st century. Who would have thunk it?