Lessons Learned on a Friday Night
Or Saturday morning. Very early Saturday morning.
1. It is not a good idea to go out with your wild girlfriend to "her" bar if you have to work the next morning.
2. Even when you know this ahead of time you will still do it.
3. Reminding yourself you aren't twenty anymore really doesn't help.
4. If the song playing as you walk into the bar is Cake's version of I Will Survive, you will have too much to drink.
5. If the first guy who hits on you has the same first name as an ex, you will have too much to drink.
6. When you drink too much, your internal filter shuts down completely. You will say things you should not say out loud.
7. Those things you should not say out loud will make you very popular with your wild friend's bar friends.
8. The reminder of how much fun it is to go out and dance is worth everything else.
9. McDonald's double cheeseburgers are really good at three forty five am, even if you don't have the munchies.
10. The phone number written on a napkin sitting on your dresser blinks like a neon sign all night, not helping anything at all.
And completely off topic, for Mother's Day BabyStar used the potty! Yay!
1. It is not a good idea to go out with your wild girlfriend to "her" bar if you have to work the next morning.
2. Even when you know this ahead of time you will still do it.
3. Reminding yourself you aren't twenty anymore really doesn't help.
4. If the song playing as you walk into the bar is Cake's version of I Will Survive, you will have too much to drink.
5. If the first guy who hits on you has the same first name as an ex, you will have too much to drink.
6. When you drink too much, your internal filter shuts down completely. You will say things you should not say out loud.
7. Those things you should not say out loud will make you very popular with your wild friend's bar friends.
8. The reminder of how much fun it is to go out and dance is worth everything else.
9. McDonald's double cheeseburgers are really good at three forty five am, even if you don't have the munchies.
10. The phone number written on a napkin sitting on your dresser blinks like a neon sign all night, not helping anything at all.
And completely off topic, for Mother's Day BabyStar used the potty! Yay!
posted by Momma Star at 9:14 AM
2 Comments:
If I had to pick just one bar on the planet to be at on that friday night, it would have been your friends bar. ;)
You needed a night of fun,and it looks like you had one. I just can't imagine why anyone would have paid you much attention though? Well besides the fact that you are just drop dead f'n beautiful. Loved the picture btw.
Thank you, sweetie. I sure paid for that good time. :) Sorry the picture was so dark.
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